Its how we land

P.O.S.  did a song with Justin Vernon of Bon Iver fame. Two words... Skinny Love,
Which brings my fat ass to my next Blog.

We are going to open a bakery. Let me  lay some back track on that. By we, I mean Tory and I. I have bought the naming rights. A muffin shop called Cock Baby. Anyone get the reference? I have been informed if I have any interest in baking I may be a homosexual. Good news, I have zero interest in baking. I guess I can serve openly in the military than., Don't ask don't sell....me a muffin.  I don't even like sweets. If you could make like a ghost pepper muffin I may take a double take, but in the end Id move along. Sweets are like annoying women to me, they do nothing for me.  Regardless of my lack of interest in sweets Ive recently come to grips that I will always be fat. Or unhealthy, what ever you want to call it. I both enjoy and hate working out. Its my long haul health care paradox. That Ill probably take to my grave. So why invest? In a bakery. Clearly your delusional self conscious psyche have got to be doing it for more than then naming rights. Naming rights that of, Cock Baby. by the by Im not self conscious. And Im not talking to my self in a blog right now. Im sane. Im completely sane. Even if I do use the phrase by the by. Go ahead and start using that. I promise you it will make you sound an umph degree smarter. I do. But No! Im opening up the bakery because I believe in Victoria. She will be victorious. She is a fearless warrior women with the buisness sense of a democratic Donald Trump.  Meaning she will make money, and still be very generous. Any thing you can do, Tory can do better.  This is my friend, this is my buisness partner. And we are Cock Baby Bakery. Taking orders soon